A Blog About a lot of Stuff that Means Nothing at All

Hey this is Wednesday. How are you? Good Good. Well This is my blog where i will be talking about my life and things that i think in my wonderful little head. So post comments and follow me! ok? so um...yeah have a good day, and go do somthing fun!

Thursday, December 9, 2010

I haven't been on here since October...i am being lazy.....

Um.... I can now drive my car, i have a job (i think you knew that) so what so what do you do.

I am at the moment making book safes with my uncle Dom! he is the best ever!

I had a bowl of Cinnamon toast crunch. And now i am kinda wishing i knew how to cook. I made the same pie twice for the same family. We are going to call them the S family because for the life of me i can't spell there last name. So i went over to the S's house and made a spice peach again. And met the S's grandparents. Do you know why??..........I'm not telling you! Ha! it's my secret not for the eyes of you (however few) who read this.

I get aid tomorrow which means i can buy Christmas presents. And then i can save up for the kindle!!!!!! That is my dream...well that and driving a mini van but if i could just own a kindle i would be satisfied for a time.

I love hummus!!!!!! with chips! with everything!! i would eat it on everything!! Ice cream ....maybe not but everything else!

Now down to what i came here to tell you......i cant remember but....one of these days i am gonig to have my memory checked and tell you whats wrong with me.

My uncle recommended a great band to me called vampire weekend! they are amazing and if you haven't heard of them look them up!

I wish i could think of something witty to say but alas my brain is pretty darn tired and i have been thinking and working and working and thinking and i am just afraid the poor thing is tuckered out.

I know i havn't writen but i have to go because my head is actually beginning to throb so untill next time my fellow Americans nigh-night!

Friday, October 29, 2010

Have you ever dreaded something so much your mouth hurts? I have. I don't know how it works.

I drove my sister with me everywhere today it was horrible. But it could have been worse i like my sister so that's OK. And i went to my great grandparents house. Through this whole day i have not been able to feel like a normal adult. I have felt childish all day. And all day people have been treating me like i am 16...oh wait i am....crap. Well that doesn't mean i have to like it. No.

Now necessarily if your old it doesn't make you wise. And it doesn't make you any kinder. It can make you be a complete not very nice person. In fact if you are old and you think that your extremely special it makes you unbearable. I cannot stand people who are older than me who think they know everything and think they see the world in a different way and that everyone around them is a moron! Just because you are old and you know more than i do doesn't make it OK to act like an asshole OK?!

OK i think i am quite alright now. This is kinda therapeutic i think my uncle ust said that =D
But now i think i am going to go eat. Find out what we have to eat here.


I'm at my grandma's house. With my uncles. and my grandma. and my sister. and my grandma. Obliviously. I can't exactly express my true feelings about this situation.

So other than that i am just hanging out and trying not to be rude to everyone around me. I am not very good at pretending to be in a good mood, because it rarely actually happens.

See ya!

Monday, September 27, 2010

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

i haven't written since September ninth! I have so much to tell you.

First! I got a car!!!! can i get a whoop whoop! And i can't drive it because it's a stick...so yeah

Second! I got a Job!!! but its watching kids so the excitement factor goes down a little.

Lets see what else.........My car is beautiful it's a 1996 Voltswagon Convertible (rag top) but its a five speed and i can hardly get it out of the driveway without smoking the thing out so it doesn't really work. Other than that it's got a good stereo system and nice comfy... ok that may be a stretch but my car is awesome so that's all that matters .

My Job is ok they pay me 8.25 an hour to watch kids all day so i do it. i get my first pay check on Monday. Again this is the part where you say Whoop Whoop!


Something else interesting... I quit youth group... now i know what your thinking my whole heart and soul went into youth group i loved it i begged my parents not to take me out all i can say is... well i can't say anything really so we are just going to drop that.

I went to dinner with my grandparents tonight and they made fun of the way i smash my food all together at the end. I have this conspiracy theory that when you leave a Mexican restaurant without touching your beans and rice that they reuse them on someone plate. well I'll tell you one thing they ain't using my beans again because they are all mixed up with the rest of my chimichanga and sour cream.

its like when my church collects the communion cups after service i crack mine so they cant wash it and reuse it. So HA! you Mexican restaurant workers! And you sneaky deacons at my church! I know what your up to! trying to cut costs eh? well i have to ell you i think it absolutely repulsive!!!!!!!!!!!

Then my Great grandma says something like "Hey Ethel you've been mooned" And i was looking around in the car for someone named Ethel. When really she was just quoting a song about a naked streaker.

Yeah if i was you i wouldn't ask either.

So now i am blogging checking Facebook, checking email, checking Meebo, and checking whatever i feel the need to check before i got to work tomorrow and just go crazy again. So this is probably the last time you hear from me in a long time because we lost our internet so untill next time

On hilpeä loma ja ehkä kaikki kalat on turvallista aikaa Pohjois-Amerikassa!


(thats finnish by the way)

Thursday, September 9, 2010

I have not blogged in forever! I'm sorry! because i know that you rely on my blog to keep your spirits high and your discontented feelings of the world at a bare minimum.

So how are y'all doing this fine evening. Except the fact that its windy. Just another thing to add to my list of things that i hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! It never stops being windy here. Its windy when it snows making it more cold. It's windy when its hot, but not the good kind of breeze you get when you need to cool off. Its the kind that comes by and you swear and say "Thank you not only am i hot! I now have some dirt in my eye!"

Well enough about my hatred. We need to move on to bigger and better things! Like the fact that i am baking a pie this weekend. I am making a Spiced peach pie. Yummy yummy to my tummy!

I love pie all pie! any kind except pumpkin!

OK wait i have a song to teach you!I learned it in like preschool but my mom was singing it today

OK begin!

I had a little turtle
His name was tiny Tim
I put him in the bathtub
to see if he could swim
he drank up all the water
he ate up all the soap
and now my little turtle has a bubble in his throat

POP!


hahaahahahahahahah! yay! i love that song! OK well i am going to write some more in my book. so i will talk to you guys later!

Thursday, September 2, 2010

I went to big church last night! It was awesome!

I guess i should start by saying hello, or good morning or some other salutation that would fit in my blog. The word salutation makes me thin of Wilbur the pig. Oh how i despise him. He is the worst whiner pig i ever have come across. That farmer should have killed him when he got the chance.

But today the really important topic is friends....friends suck. At least when your a teenager. I can never figure out who is really my friend and who hasn't gone through the stage in there life when they have there personality down to a science. I am going to give you friend case scenarios.

Friend 1: Now this friend is easy to hang out with. But they don't have a strong personality. with is probably why you hang out with them because your very opinionated. but this person has a tendency to be bipolar. sometimes they want to be your best friend and sometimes they don't!

Friend 2: is pretty much the same as friend 1 except without the bipolarness. They ask your opinion but think your a little too vocal about your opinion and that you should tone it down.

Friend 3: someone you have just recently become friends with you like them but waiting to see what kind of friend they are.

Me: A very opinionated person who likes to be obnoxious if i don't like you, you will know. I also am baffled why God made me a girl because i can't ever figure out whats going on with my girl friends and get along better with boys. I am probably not the best friend...OK i know I'm not. People who are friends with me have to put up with a lot. so i commend you.

So what am i supposed to do about these people i can't figure out which ones are really friends or not. it's too much for me to compute.

hahahahaha i am going to the carnival tomorrow so we will see how that goes. I love carnivals but my mom is totally mortified of them so it's good i get to go.

Friday, August 27, 2010

This is blog number twenty. 2 to the 0. It seems like more.

I drove to the gas station today and pulled up behind a red min van. There was no more spots.
This guy decided that he wanted to wash every one of his windows at the gas station. He chose this one opportune moment when my gas light was on to have a free car wash. So after he was done and i have spurted out all my anger by yelling a few choice words at him from the safety of my own car he moved....NOT!!!!

He went to his truck friend and had a whole conversation that lasted ten minutes!! Lord have mercy! So when he pulled out i filled up without any problems. Then i drove to Raleys got in got out and when i got in my car there were Mormons at my door when i was trying to figure out how to get out. Mormons count as strangers right? I told them i knew the Lord and never wanted to be a Mormon.....end of story.

Now i am going to the church so adios'

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Good morning!!! And what a shiny good morning it is.

Doesn't shiny sound like a compliment. Except women sometimes don't want there noses to be shiny...i don't know why. To me that would mean that your nose was clean but what do i know.

For everyone who doesn't know i passed my drivers test!!!!!!! I can now drive myself anywhere. I drove to smiths twice yesterday.
Then i drove to youth group by myself.

There wasn't anyone who was as excited as me. I think they were all scared. Come to think of it they all left in quite a hurry. ;)

So that was good. But i have just found out a bad part about driving by myself. GAS. bad bad bad. leave it to life to take something amazing and something your excited about and add a price ticket to it. A big fat price ticket. there goes my college education. Hahahahaha, OK so its not that bad but its pretty close.

So i am babysitting Saturday should make some money then and then i can drive. I love to drive by myself. It feels so much different than driving with parents. All of you with your permits i promise it get s better. SOOOOOOO much better. I actually enjoy going to the grocery store with all my heart!

I have to print out baby receipts for my mom but i just wanted to tell everyone that there is hope for the permit oppressed!

Have a good day and Happy driving!

Monday, August 23, 2010

Is it really true that the whole world is against us? That Statistic seem highly suspicious to me. If you are living your life isn't it better to say that we are against ourselves. After all it is usually our own mistakes or rebellion that makes us fail. We screw up or we talk back, we converse with the wrong people, or we make stupid choices. Well then if all this is true it would be better to say in life we our against ourselves. So in the long run the only people we have to blame for our lives is us, or be thankful that we have learned all these lessons through bad things.

OK enough serious, if that counts as serious all. I have to take my driving test today so i am freaking out. I have to go get my paper notarized then go and take my ten minute test that decides a lot of things in my life. If i get a job at or not, where i go to school this semester, my social life. Al of these things determined on ten minutes of my life. That sounds like the kind of ten minute test only humans would make up....

Alright so i wish i could fly or better yet be a cloud. Floating with the breeze. Now i have to tell you that this was not my original idea. Shikimaru from Naruto was the one who first brought to my attention how amazing the life a cloud is. You get to float on by anything important. Then you come down in rain what is better than rain?

Hahaha ok so i am going to go look over my drivers hand log. So adios' my good Friends and have a splentastical day!

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Dear demented readers,

I address you as such because i know if you are reading this you are mentally disturbed or are really dying for something to do. I am sorry if either of these cases are you but i am going to continue to write a blog today anyway!

Welcome to my life as of August 22, 2010. I am in my grandmothers house. My Grandma Judy. She has a sort of new roommate named Isaboe. She is pretty cool and its really funny to watch/listen to her and my uncle Josh talk to each other. My uncle Josh has the very laid back personality and no matter what you could ever say he will be right because he is Josh. And Isaboe is doing her best to beat him at this game. I should tell her its as pointless as arguing with a def dog. She actually might have better luck with the dog.....

OK so i have to take my driver test tomorrow ....yeah flippin' scared out of my mind. I am taking it in Yerington so all y'all' who are reading pray for me pray like your life depended on it. Ach! my friend Jerm made me feel better but still not totally calm. Ok so not calm at all i am like a train wreck. But it will be ok.

So other than that i am looking forward to.... i think i am going to take ballroom dancing lessons!!!
I have soooo always wanted to that and i think Jerm is going to take them with me. But he has to talk his per ants into it lol. ok so i think thats it for today...don't forget to pray for me! really i am not joking please please please please. ok well i wont take up anymore of your precious time.

Hope you have a splendidly more exciting day!

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Do you want a revalution!!!!! whoop whoop! i said do you DO YOU WANT A REVALUTION!!!.

That is what i woke up to this morning. To Kirk Franklin and his gospel singers asking me if i would like a revalution....personally at 6:30 in the morning i really dont give a rats behind if there is a dang revalution or not!

We had to clean the house this morning for a party it was my aunt sonya and ronicas birthday.
Now when i say aunt i use that as a term of endearment. They are not really related to me. but i love them.

So we had a party and let me tell you somthing about myself my freinds. Part of the reason i really don't want kids is because of all the women my mom hang out with. when i tell them i hate children they look at me becase im crazy. but here was the conversation.

(Wednesday walks in the room)
Ronica: I was pushing for three hours!
Sonya: (nodding)
Ronica: Three hours! but the ______ (dont know that word) was wrapped around his neck
Aunt Jeanne: I am glad i had C-sections
Ronica: he wouldnt come out!My eyes were swollen shut i busted all the blood vessels in my eyes!


Now what part of that sounds any fun at all! do you know what a C-section is!!! they tear open your stomach and take out your organs lay it on the table by you to reach in and grab that demon inside of you! So don't you tell me i am crazy because i don't want to go through that!


*sigh* ok so enough of the hating on the childbirthing. I had fun today. Chloe came over. GUESSS WHAT!!!!???????
my mom said if i pass my test that i am off groundation!!!! yaa!!! ok

So i have to go i am buying some music!

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Good Morning! or afternoon or whenever you are reading this. Isn't it (wasn't it) a beautiful day.

The sun is out and it is a little bit breezy. i am in a very good mood. withch somtimes makes for a very boring blog. =D

I drove with my dad last night. I watched the last song. OK so my good mood is now ruined. That movie was horrible!!!!! i don't care what anyone says about Milye Cyrus (Hanna Montanna) She is the worst actress is the whole free world! and she is the first definition of prugly!

And to top it off the guy she is intrested in is UGLY!!! i didn't even gain that satisfaction. If i had to kiss that guy they would have pay me more! uhg.

So after that epic failure of the year i read to willow and went to bed.


I woke up and did my chores took a shower. Kinda a boring morning. Hamster got here. I took him out to the chickens where i was pecked to death becuase apperantly i can't feed chickens fast enough.

A couple days ago i bought the song "Love the Way You Lie" by Eminem (how do you spell it) and the other girl who sings "Rude Boy". I really like the song and thought hey i will probably like the one he sings with P!ink. Wrond again Wedneday.

I payed for half of a song because i bought the version where they cut out all the times he says words i don't really want to here every 2 seconds. Witch means that every other word in this song is cut out. It goes somthing like this.

Blah blah f____ blah blah sh____ blah blah blah f_____ing

Not a fun song to listen to. but its on my ipod now so what do i do now?

ok well i am going to go finish my book i am almost finished with so hope you have a very optimistic day

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Fast forward

OK Yall' so i am going to put the rest of my vacation on hold for a minute or a couple days because what i have been doing latley is fun so i am going to write about that.


Yesterday i went to my grandmas house for coffee and dessert. Now me and my mom recently noticed that whenever we go to my granmas house she always has a dessert that my dad loves. Last night it was german chocolate cake. He loves german chocolate cake so that just proved our point.


Ps: Not that im complaining about the cake, i love cake.....all cake.


So after the cake we had fun and talkedin a big family group circle. we always do this. We talked about everything from throwing candy rappers up in the light to womens menstrul cycles. We laughed we cried...ok so we didn' cry Anna cried becuse Joyie puunched her leg. Now dont feel too bad for Anna she admit face out that she had started this boxing match that ended up with all the kids outside on the porch,except me. But i am no longer considered a kid isn't that cool!!! I finally get to sit at the adult table. I hated the kid table it was so small.


So after that we said our goodbyes and went on our way home witch meant i had to drive home...in the dark. I hate driving but when you have to do it in the dark...its a hundred times harder! so anyway we came home and i watched the saddest cartoon i have ever watched. It was called "Grave of Fireflies" Whoever has not watched this go pick it up!!!


I woke up this morning and went to the store with my mom. No...no let me correct myself. I went to the STORES with my mom. Catch the difference? I went to Grocery Outlet,Walmart,and Savemart...and i had to drive to them all. All day i drove back and forth here and there. Along the way i ran into many difficulties. To name few: guard rails, old men in cars, curbing tires, and those blankety blank bicyclist! (that ones deticated to you grandpa Bill)


No i din't accually hit one! i wanted to though...
Ps: Mr Ansel i love you and your family but as of today despise bicycling.


So i got some cute new clothes and a couple coconut waters and we went home and now are relaxing so i am going to go watch gilmore girls and relax.



so i hope you have a nice day and that may all of your stupidest drems come true!

Friday, August 6, 2010

Vacation Part one

Hello Nevada! It is nice to be home. In case you were wondering post will be about it will be about my trip.

First we drove. As you know all great trips start with a tedious drive. This trip was no different. But the five hour drive to Belinas was well worth it.

We pulled into the Driveway and we were greeted by Miss LiLa. Followed by the Radke's and Mr. Rick and Alison. I didn't see sam untill later when he was in the water.

PS: Wetsuits are so freakin weird!

So we went to the beach and i got all wet. I hate the ocean it scares me. Then we went back up and my perants went to the store. I stayed and helped Miss Radke wash potatoes. Then Sam took me to see where the road caved in. It was sad because the house will eventually cave in too and its really depressing. We got home and ate dinner. We went down to the beach at night witch was amazing. Aliison Willow Chile Sam and me went down and had sooooooo much fun untill we got home. Then we did the dishes. Correction! Sam and i did the dishes while willow laughed uncontrollably and tries to box Sam. Chile was shotting rubber bands at me i can tell you the eavning was evenfull. Then we went to sleep.

Ps: Don't sleep in a small bed with no sides with a nightstand right next to you.

We woke up and my mom went to church. i ate some chips. Picked some berries watched sam pack. Packed for myself and then dried some clothes and left.

ok well my freind is here so i will write about the rest of my trip later. see ya

Ps:I love Nevada

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Prugly

I have another real theme for this posting. This writing with be all about prugly people and what it actually means. My Friend Whitney came to my house and we were talking about prugly people. so she is inspiration for this post.

As far as i am concerned there are three definitions of te word prugly so we will go over them one at a time.

1. Prugly- a pretty ugly person.

This describes someone that knowone really wants to look at for long. This is a very unfortunate fate for those who are this first definition of prugly. And it is the worst of all three.


2. Prugly-someone who is not pretty but not ugly.

Describing those who are on the middle of the spectrum. as opposed the the previous definition this one isn't nearly as big of an insult. But still probably not the best word to describe your date.
Or a mother or...how about just don't use this word on anyone you want to hang out with any time soon.

The third and final definition is my personal favorite.

3.Prugly-someone who has a different feature about them that makes you want to look at them.

NOw in professinal this is a high compliment. If someone loooks prugly in this way i think that it means that you are set aprt from the masses of cookie cutter beautiful women in the world.you have somthing different like Angilena Jolie or that girl from Young Victoria. This is in no way saying you are ugly (i dont think)



Reese Witherspoon is pretty. Angilena Jolie is Pruglie









This is kinda drastic but Jennifer Aniston
is pretty and Christina Richie in Penelope was prugly

Alright Yall hope you learned sumthin ;) bye now!













Monday, July 26, 2010

Wow!

OK i have so much to write and so little time.


For everyone who doesnt know...i went to camp! it was awsome that the Lord worked it out!


I Learned how to play pool I beat samwel, So watch out lol. I didn't play any of the messy games this year YAy! not everyone as as excited as me however. I cried, i laughed i had a great time. But i also realized some things. 1) Camp is just a place God doesn't especially meet you up there. He meets you everywhere you ever go. Camp wasn't like a wonderful life changing high mountain top thing for me this year. I learned things and i had fun but this year it was just a place i went.

2)Not all christains are nice. And on top of that most christians do not practice anything that they preach even at camp. It irriates me but i know i have many many shortfalls.


The burden walk was amazing! and we got to swim. I wish i could swim lol.


Ok So after i came home from camp i was informed that the next day we were going to Quincy. So we got up got in the car and started our advebture and what an adventure it was. We went to pizza and we went on our way. We went to quincy but by the time we got there the whole town was cosed. So we went back to the last town and found a lodge to stay in. It was called Sierra Sky Lodge.
This was our room

I only have one word for you RUSTIC. Thats all i am going to say about that. Oh and one more word ANTS! and ITALIAN FOOD. Ok thats it.


I got to watch bleach on the TV. and then i woke up this morning i was so tired. So i cleaned my room and washed all my clothes from camp. So now i am going to babaysit for my aunt and make some money so i can get a car and some new converse shoes.


I hope you all have a nice day and i hope that yourlife is a mountaintop experience.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

So Yeah...

Hello townspeople of the specific town you are in welcome!


I just went to a ladies brunch where i was babysitting. I have decided i will take all babysitting jobs. Do you know why? I have two words for yall'. Birth controll. The more i take these jobs the more im reminded how much i really dont want kids. So i am still sticking to my plan. But God will probably give me like ten. Because he's funny like that.

So has anyone ever had cheeseburgur chips! OK they are the most wonderful thing in the world second only to grandma cake. AH! i just ate like a ton of them. And now i am full on chips.
I found this shirt at walmart ( now you that are critical of walmart clothing shut your eyes) It has all the mebers of the justice leauge on it. Ach i want it so bad!

Wilow is watching a spanish movie she bought at the dollor store she looks like she acctually understands it. Her eyes get real seriouse as she follows the story plot.And chile is playing that stupid Gameboy that never leavs his sight for 5 minutes. i want to smash the thing with a wooden mallet. And then flush it dowwn the toilet. I mean come on the incesent tapping and the beeping is enought to drive a microwave lover go completley crazy. Let along who feels nithing for microwaves. Well i guess not nothing.. I like having food fast when i need it... so i like microwaves just for the record.

So today i am going to deposit some money in my account. Them hopefully go get a really pretty black dress i hid in marshalls yesterday. I don't think thats illigal, in fact i know it isn't. But i didnt want anyone to have this great dress. But i can't help making up stories....

One day there was a woman (lets call her Nicole) So nicole just got her check that she has been working for all week. She just got married to the love of her life and they don't have much money and she hardly ever gets nice things when she finds this beautiful dress but it needs to be a size bigger too bad there are none except the one i stole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright i have to go...i am leaving you sad and depressed

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Have you ever wanted to go to a random persons house sneak behind there plants in the front. Wait till' you know there home and then ring their bell. Then when they answer you hug them and then run really hard in the other direction singing a really random showtune song?


Yeah me either.

So i am at my granperants house. I painted a gourd birdhouse with buterflies and flowers. Then i totally kicked my great grandperants butt at rummy. And now i am watching "Everbody Loves Raymond". I hate this show. And now my GG is making me dinner. Granperants are great :)

Guess what!? I got books!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my GG bought me two books!!!!!!!

Then i had to go to borders and buy a book for the library because i totaled one of theirs. Ok in my defence i didn't know untill the big man Librarian man told me i had turned ina book earlier with water damage. And that i couldn't check out anymore books if i didn't by a new one buy next week. My heart is breaking just thinking about it. I mean where would i be if i didn't have the library. So i had to rush down to borders and buy the stupid book i didn't even read. Well the one i damaged is now mine. Man thoes librarians hate me. Everytime i go in there now ther all staring at me thinking "destroyer of books!"

Sadness in a bottle. But tonight i can go to church! and i will see al the people i know who aren't related to me. My little taste of freedom right inside my own church.

I am watching a wedding dress fashon show for "small busted brides" uhu ok next.

I don't want to get married. I dont want kids. But i kinda just want a wedding dress to have on so if any of yall' have an extra wedding dress on hand or like 3,000 dollors, that wouldbe great ;)

why do people say Make like a banana and split. OK OK so i guess kinda get it but it is way overused. Why dont people say make like a... no no i can't think of any nor do i have the time so
hope you have a nice work day tomarrow and don't forget to send those bills out.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Good bright morning to my readers! how are you this sunny morning!

It is not hot yet wich is why i am in a good mood! Hamster is here. He is being a little bit of a pain in the butt. His pants are on backwards.

OK so i went to babysit last night and My little cousin named Paisley puored salt all over her pasta it looked like a sodium heart attack with a little alfredo sause. Well I told her she had to eat her whole dinner before she got a rootbeer float (this was before the salt) But she ate it all even with all the salt. She would put a bite in her mouth and her head would like start to shake and she would keep saying "treat,treat,treat,treat!" It was a sad picture but she got a rootbeer float.

Today I am going to the LIBRARY! I love it there, would live there if i could. I am going to ransack all the shelves untill i have so many books that my back hurts! I will be in HEAVEN!

I have to go eat my oatmeal. I Hate oatmeal. With the deep passion inside me.


I want my eyes to be purple. So i can look creepy but like cool creepy like wednesday creepy.
Or i can just keep them brown. It seems to be more cost effective. So i guess i will be boring brown still.

Alright i have to go eat the breakfast that will suck the life out of me saa ya!

Monday, July 12, 2010

Hey everyone.

That was one of the lamest introductions of my whole blogging career. Am i giving up on the creativity! I dont think so! the next one will be better i promise.

I cant write long because my aunt is picking me up to babysit. But i have a question/puzzle for Yall'. Ok so my Dad a.k.a ElCapitan locks his computer so i can't get in and for months i have been trying to crack his code. So today after he washed his hands i took it to him so he could type in the password and i wrote down the letters that were wet from his hands. And the letters are

F A T Y O S (he tapped the S twice i think) and maybe a 6.



So what do you think can you help my Watson? together we can solve the mystery together and the Great ElCapitan Will be non the wiser lol but if i crack the code he will just change it again so whats the point. For me it's the joy of the hunt!

So other than that i am pretty bored. I am boycotting Gilmore Girls because the third season is over and Jess is gone :'(. He was my favorite. I guess i could watch heros hes in that too oh gtg aunts here Bye!

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Hey population of America...or the ones that read this so let me start over....


Hey 0.000000000000000000000000000001% of the population of America!!!

Yes now i am happy. So how is everyone this fine day?If you have broken somthing or contracted some sort of illness i am sorry and hope they find a cure soon before you are left with purple spots on your left ear.


So today i went to church and saw all of the people i like...plus a lot of people i don't shhhhhhh!
But i didn't see some people i would like to see for instance haley whereabouts was she? And Kenzie!!! she wasn't there either. But i know Kenzie has a different church to go to so i will forgive her. I love Kenzie she is the only person i have ever met who seems to love books as much as me.

Alison was wearing a cute shirt at church i'm going to steal it. Alison if you read that wipe your mind of that fact.

So then i went to the beach with the family...it was fun we made fun of people on the beach i went under the tahoe freezing water and we had a picnic. We came home rented Alice in Wonderland and now i am writing this.



Oh!! i added fish to my page please feed them or they get hungrey (just click on them)
I am now Officially a brunette, or more of someone with blackish reddish hair. I was trying to get it natural.



Ps: it didnt work


My hand just fell asleep... i only gave it a small dose of Tylonal PM and now it is completley usless. I am afraid it has become addicted. ach! Just what i needed. My brother is staring at m waiting for me to get off of here. I think he thinks he can stare me right of this computer. Well you can't Irwin so go stare at someone your own size!

I feel like some coffee but alas we have none in this whole premisis and i do not want to drive to starbucks so i guess im stuck with pepermint tea (again)

Alright so I am going to go to sleep now i have to get up early because Hammy comes back on monday...bye!

Friday, July 9, 2010

Hello all and to all a good morning! or Afternoon or...whatever.


So i am at this very moment listening to fight of the milenium! This little two-year old redhead boy who we call the hamster is throwing a fit so here is the play by play.


Hammy(hamster): nonononononono!!


My Mom: SAY PLEASE!


Hammy: AAAAAAAAAAA!


My Mom: Ok time out!


Hammy: (in time out rooom) AAAAAAAAAAACUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIKUUUUUUUUU! (screams and pounds feet on floor.)


My Mom: Do you want to say please now?


Hammy: nonononononono!


So i think you get the picture. But just let me tell you this does not end pretty i have seen this hundreds of times. And what am I doing you ask? i am drinking a cup of sugared pepermint tea and watching the world go slowly by.


My brother just came out for his eighth cup of coffee and will now return to to watching his schedualed program. Can you guess wat it is? Gilmore girls...yep belive me i know. He tends to be a little off. But i still love him it is afterall mandatory.
So Wednesdays life is boring today. No super secrets, no midnight parties, no spur of the moment postal runs. Just a normal run of the mill kind of day.
I want a new book...I wonder where i could find one. I am going to babysit my three cousins today again. My aunt is like one of the only people i babysit for that pays me well.
So i am going to go eat some sugar covered berries and some mini spooners and leave you lovely people in peace so have a wonderful life and good hunting!


Thursday, July 8, 2010

Superheroine

OK OK!!! So this whole post is now dedicated to girl superheros!!! or superheroines i should say!! ok i am dedicating this whole blog to superheroine.


So first we have the more well known superheroine. Such as: Batwoman (girl), Superwoman (girl), Spiderwoman (girl).
Supergirl Now these Super women are amazing but lets face it their costumes and their powers are based of of the guy versions so they are not very original.












Now comes my personal favorite. The superheroin that are less known. Examples of these are:

Polaris,Stature,Arrowette, Hepzibah, Nightshade, and so many more.










(to the left:Scorpion. To the right: Hepzibah)



I love these less known superheroine because you feel like you have found somebody knowone knows about.

Now its time for my favorite superheroine of all time!






Psylocke! she is amazing! I mean come on her hair is purple for crying out loud! she is a mind reader as well as being able to controll people with this also!!! she is my favorite unknown superheroine of all time she was raised in a hick town whe her "powers" started growing. Then she dyed her hair purple and became Psylocke!






OK. So now I have to give a honor to my childhood idol. My stronghold when i was doubting my abilities.(lol) I would watch her every saturday morning. She gave me the confidence needed to walk into kindergarten. So give it up for Wonderwoman!!


She is an amazing classic superheroine! with her golden lasso and invisible jet she is the mother of all the women who ever dared to be super heros!
OK so thanks for reading hope you enjoyed! have a nice day!






























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Thursday, July 1, 2010

OK so there is one thing i don't understand. (ok, ok so one of the many) but for one of the label options for these it gives you scooters...yes thats right scooters. Now how much can one person write about scooters they are shiny and they have wheels. The handle bars are hard to get down and really why not a bike! I have already written more about scooters than i ever thought possible for me.

*sigh* so i am feeling fine yes yes quite fine i just went to Kim Lee's Sushi where i proceeded to not order sushi how so very american of me. I am now supposed to be packing for my fourth of july trip. I hate to camp. The only saving grace of this trip is the bridgeport library book sale witch i will proceed to spend all my money on used books. Need i remind you how much i love them!

So basiccly camping consists of no real showers and sleeping on hard ground so you wake up cold and with some lovely sage brush stuck up in your spinal cord . And after that its the lovely creatures that come and try to eat your camp food. Too bad you cant shoot the stupid racoon. after that we have the 3 mile treck so the (not so) hot spring that looks like the mound of mud just threw up all over it. Then your muddy and wet and you have to take a shower in a pop up tent with lukewarm solar bag water. THen you roast marshmallowsthat you get stuck in your hair. Then you sleep on the sagbrush hope to anyone who is listening that tomarrow will be better.

So i hope you all have good camping trips for the 4th or whatever your doing . Don't lite anything on fire or slay anything (or one) in the name of the spirit. Wish you all happy hunting and to all a good 4th!

Ps: my cat just attacked my finger

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Must everyting have a title?

I have been grounded for what seems like my whole life. And i have to tell all somthing you may not have known...IT SUCKS. like on a scale of 1-10 it 456.22. Yeah so now i am eating a sandwitch and wondering if my life could get any worse. Well I'm not dead but i'm wondering if that would be such a bad option. For ll of you out there that take things way to seriously that was what I like to call a joke.
I have been doing kids clubs all week and I dont know why. I dont even like kids. But5 somehow this became a Wednesday thing. So i am sitting with a bunch of kids all day and then being grounded at night.
Other than that i have been babysitting and thinking of ways to turn my double bubble wrappers into somthing I could use and not throw them away. I Miss youth group it feels like I havn't gone in forever and a flippin day! And now as I gaze at the clock I wonder to myself how am I ever going to get through this summer.
I want a cupcake. A chocolate one. That makes me think of the Ansels. Oh how i miss those wednesday night dinners. I miss you guys!!!!!! Come back to me once apon a wonderful life....

yep so i just ate a sandwitch with onions, garlic, butter, BBQ sauce, and parmisian cheese. Ity was weird but also kinda good in a weird way. Yes before you ask i know that i am a freak of the sideshow proportions.

I just relized i have spent this wholetime talking about me. So tell me whats new with you?
uhu....oh cool...yeah well maybe you should throw him a tuxido birthday party...yeah i would come. Sure sure have a nice day and a nice summer for that matter

Your confined Friend,
Wednesday M Bartels

Friday, June 11, 2010

My First One Ever






Hey this is wednesday and this is my first blog ever. I know what your thinking. Why had I not taken this amazing opportunity before. Well my friends and fellow...people I am not spending another minute in total darkness.

So today I babysat my adorable cousins. Then after me and my amazing friend Sel went shopping. I spent an hour in Borders skimming over titles while Sel watched me like I was a freak. For those of you who don't know I am completly and wholeheartedly in love with novels.
Wednesday + Books= love!!


So an hour in Borders is 60 minutes of pure heaven. So after picking out three book I couldn't possibly live without we checked out and went to the next store.

We went to Marshals and while buying a shirt doesn't have the same gratifying satisfaction as buying a book does it is have a special quality to it. So while we browsed I was told that my clothing choice was not what Sel was looking for, so she would leave somtimes to go find herself in the store. The shopping trip ended with my mom calling me and telling me (quite loudly may I add) that she had been waiting for me for 10 minutes so I should be moving along quickly (whitch means now). All and all we had a eventful outing.

Now I am going to go help Sel cook enchiladas (En-Ch-ee-ladas) it sounds cool when you say it like that. So I hope you all have a super duper amazing day and life if I never talk to you again so yep Bye!
Enchiladas (duh!)