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i haven't written since September ninth! I have so much to tell you.

First! I got a car!!!! can i get a whoop whoop! And i can't drive it because it's a stick...so yeah

Second! I got a Job!!! but its watching kids so the excitement factor goes down a little.

Lets see what else.........My car is beautiful it's a 1996 Voltswagon Convertible (rag top) but its a five speed and i can hardly get it out of the driveway without smoking the thing out so it doesn't really work. Other than that it's got a good stereo system and nice comfy... ok that may be a stretch but my car is awesome so that's all that matters .

My Job is ok they pay me 8.25 an hour to watch kids all day so i do it. i get my first pay check on Monday. Again this is the part where you say Whoop Whoop!


Something else interesting... I quit youth group... now i know what your thinking my whole heart and soul went into youth group i loved it i begged my parents not to take me out all i can say is... well i can't say anything really so we are just going to drop that.

I went to dinner with my grandparents tonight and they made fun of the way i smash my food all together at the end. I have this conspiracy theory that when you leave a Mexican restaurant without touching your beans and rice that they reuse them on someone plate. well I'll tell you one thing they ain't using my beans again because they are all mixed up with the rest of my chimichanga and sour cream.

its like when my church collects the communion cups after service i crack mine so they cant wash it and reuse it. So HA! you Mexican restaurant workers! And you sneaky deacons at my church! I know what your up to! trying to cut costs eh? well i have to ell you i think it absolutely repulsive!!!!!!!!!!!

Then my Great grandma says something like "Hey Ethel you've been mooned" And i was looking around in the car for someone named Ethel. When really she was just quoting a song about a naked streaker.

Yeah if i was you i wouldn't ask either.

So now i am blogging checking Facebook, checking email, checking Meebo, and checking whatever i feel the need to check before i got to work tomorrow and just go crazy again. So this is probably the last time you hear from me in a long time because we lost our internet so untill next time

On hilpeä loma ja ehkä kaikki kalat on turvallista aikaa Pohjois-Amerikassa!


(thats finnish by the way)

I have not blogged in forever! I'm sorry! because i know that you rely on my blog to keep your spirits high and your discontented feelings of the world at a bare minimum.

So how are y'all doing this fine evening. Except the fact that its windy. Just another thing to add to my list of things that i hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! It never stops being windy here. Its windy when it snows making it more cold. It's windy when its hot, but not the good kind of breeze you get when you need to cool off. Its the kind that comes by and you swear and say "Thank you not only am i hot! I now have some dirt in my eye!"

Well enough about my hatred. We need to move on to bigger and better things! Like the fact that i am baking a pie this weekend. I am making a Spiced peach pie. Yummy yummy to my tummy!

I love pie all pie! any kind except pumpkin!

OK wait i have a song to teach you!I learned it in like preschool but my mom was singing it today

OK begin!

I had a little turtle
His name was tiny Tim
I put him in the bathtub
to see if he could swim
he drank up all the water
he ate up all the soap
and now my little turtle has a bubble in his throat

POP!


hahaahahahahahahah! yay! i love that song! OK well i am going to write some more in my book. so i will talk to you guys later!

I went to big church last night! It was awesome!

I guess i should start by saying hello, or good morning or some other salutation that would fit in my blog. The word salutation makes me thin of Wilbur the pig. Oh how i despise him. He is the worst whiner pig i ever have come across. That farmer should have killed him when he got the chance.

But today the really important topic is friends....friends suck. At least when your a teenager. I can never figure out who is really my friend and who hasn't gone through the stage in there life when they have there personality down to a science. I am going to give you friend case scenarios.

Friend 1: Now this friend is easy to hang out with. But they don't have a strong personality. with is probably why you hang out with them because your very opinionated. but this person has a tendency to be bipolar. sometimes they want to be your best friend and sometimes they don't!

Friend 2: is pretty much the same as friend 1 except without the bipolarness. They ask your opinion but think your a little too vocal about your opinion and that you should tone it down.

Friend 3: someone you have just recently become friends with you like them but waiting to see what kind of friend they are.

Me: A very opinionated person who likes to be obnoxious if i don't like you, you will know. I also am baffled why God made me a girl because i can't ever figure out whats going on with my girl friends and get along better with boys. I am probably not the best friend...OK i know I'm not. People who are friends with me have to put up with a lot. so i commend you.

So what am i supposed to do about these people i can't figure out which ones are really friends or not. it's too much for me to compute.

hahahahaha i am going to the carnival tomorrow so we will see how that goes. I love carnivals but my mom is totally mortified of them so it's good i get to go.