I went to big church last night! It was awesome!

I guess i should start by saying hello, or good morning or some other salutation that would fit in my blog. The word salutation makes me thin of Wilbur the pig. Oh how i despise him. He is the worst whiner pig i ever have come across. That farmer should have killed him when he got the chance.

But today the really important topic is friends....friends suck. At least when your a teenager. I can never figure out who is really my friend and who hasn't gone through the stage in there life when they have there personality down to a science. I am going to give you friend case scenarios.

Friend 1: Now this friend is easy to hang out with. But they don't have a strong personality. with is probably why you hang out with them because your very opinionated. but this person has a tendency to be bipolar. sometimes they want to be your best friend and sometimes they don't!

Friend 2: is pretty much the same as friend 1 except without the bipolarness. They ask your opinion but think your a little too vocal about your opinion and that you should tone it down.

Friend 3: someone you have just recently become friends with you like them but waiting to see what kind of friend they are.

Me: A very opinionated person who likes to be obnoxious if i don't like you, you will know. I also am baffled why God made me a girl because i can't ever figure out whats going on with my girl friends and get along better with boys. I am probably not the best friend...OK i know I'm not. People who are friends with me have to put up with a lot. so i commend you.

So what am i supposed to do about these people i can't figure out which ones are really friends or not. it's too much for me to compute.

hahahahaha i am going to the carnival tomorrow so we will see how that goes. I love carnivals but my mom is totally mortified of them so it's good i get to go.